(Source: sociallyawkwardphantasy, via humorrelated)
genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first
me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal
genie: that’s a pretty cool wish you still have 3 that one was on me
(via skinnykate)
Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000
reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash
(Source: gundambarbatos, via skinnykate)
sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.
naughty cat: purrs loudly
(Source: kelbots)
(Source: mysharona1987, via thecommonchick)
standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay
(via thechronicchillpill)
if I offered you $20, would you take it?
How about if I crumpled it up?
Stepped on it?
you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?
Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.
The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.
if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.
(Source: katastrophic-failure, via rociopov)
if you’re disabled and/or mentally ill pls don’t be embarrassed abt how your house/room looks, the idea that houses should be perfectly clean and tidy at all times is so ridiculous and I hate it
THANK YOU. Thank you for this.
(via thechronicchillpill)
